Sunday, January 2, 2011 @3:20:00 PM
CAMPCAMPCAMPCAMP.
I went on the 29th night, after having 'fun' at the funmart. The game I helped to tend to is a scam. The kids pay 20cents and whack the game. This electric circuit thingy whereby you're supposed to hold a rod with a hole at the front and pass throughthe whole 'maze' without touching the metal thingy GAH IDK WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
So anw, after they play they'll get 2chops. And 16chops exchange you a $10+ plushie. Clever kids LOL.
Helped out at Adrian's station at camp. We were supposed to throw cheeseballs down and the members to catch them with their mouths.
Poor Domo LOL. Kena raped :(
And we began throwing the snake and domo down along with the cheeseballs LOL. Then we played carrom through the night. That was damn awesome and funny! Cause me chin Wei Noris were playing with Adrian in the PB room, and he was going on and on on how prefects are damn pro at playing carrom. Plus there was a poster with an eagle and "LEADERS" written on it. So this is what LEADERS in VS do when they're free..
And we won Adrian, like duh. :D
Went to sleep at the field at 2, and woke up at 4. Everyone woke up then and scrambled to the canteen to sleep for the field was damn col suddenly LOL. And we all woke up at 6am for Dazu. So thats like 4hours of sleep only..
Dazu, then orientation. Stupid organisers to put CO as last. Tsk.
I think the songs were good :D But xiao qing ge solo cant be heard at that kind of places lah.. Too crowded and loud, the place.
Then while they had sectionals I went to the 7th floor to sleep cos I was really damn dead from the day before. There I was facing the wind and freezing to death while I laid on the floor. 20mins into slumberland and the operations manager woke me up.
"Boy boy you okay?"
No sir Im contemplating suicide.
...
Then I offered to tie waterbombs after that. Then boom boom pow all gone after a while and Brian Chee slipped and fell and got a damn deep gash on his chin. Ugh..
After eating at Macs, in which Rai called Sulwyn when they're beside each other and staged some chinese-indian convo. Dont understand no shit lol.
Then it was talenttime, AND BUN CAME BACK AHHH :D That idiot made me walk half of Bishan tsk. Then out batch decided to do a skit whereby Auntie Lucy wants to but noodles but she enters shops that sell rice, pasta, vermicelli, lady hair(?) and finally buys from sheng shiong. And I was the beer girl while DiMing's the Cookie boy. We were the commercials btw.
So the plan is Rai (Auntie Lucy) goes around to all the stalls to buy but gets rejected and me and DiMing will go in halfway promoting beer and cookies. All that happened was Rai arguing with everyone there and I was just rooted to the ground laughing like shit.
Then we went to play carrom for a while AND IT WAS MOVIE TIME: Phobia 2.
Made up of 5 parts. they were mostly gross. More gross than scary hmmm. First one was about a boy being bad, sent to some temple, turned into a ghost.
Second one about an old man strangling this other guy and his spirit got possessed.
Third one.. Gah check wikipedia if you wanna find out more.
Then nightwalk. Field > Alley > Gym Toilet > Pull-up bars > Spiral > HOD > Square Garden > PB room > DnT toilet > DnT lab > 5Storey > Hall.
Quite short hmph. I was roaming around with Rai at first. Just walking around, and sometimes staying at the field. At around 3 or something I went to the stone Garden and I found the perfect job.
Okay imagine this. There's this path you have to take to the square garden. After 10steps you'll have to turn left. SO Chenken hid on the right side of the nightwalker, around 7steps, while Bun stands directly in front of the guy, beside CK. When its time, he'll wave his lightstick and Chenken will boo the guy. I'll be hidden, crawled, behind a board around at around 9steps to the left, and bun will force the person to move towards me. Then I'll spring out and grab the person's legs while doing some weird scream.
BOOYEA :D
Tried on some ppl and amazingly it worked lol. Si Wei even tried to step on my hand. -.- Then after that I'll rush to behind the PB room and do weird screams whenever Eusebio drops the blazers.
But the best part was when we all knew it was BaoGang's turn. Everyone got very high cos we knew he'll jump if you just touch him suddenly. After grabbing his legs I jumped on him while someone sprinkled stones and shouted. At the Pb room just the action of closing the windows suddenly startled him LOL. I FEEL EVIL HIA HIA HIA.
Played soccer at 5 LOL and Mr Chia was shouting at us at 8 plus or something for sleeping at the canteen.. Slept at CO room till 10plus and Aww! BaogGang didnt win the nightwalker. WeiDa did hahah.
And I slept all the way to 37pm :) on the bus and at home
Pick up line:
Boy: hey there're 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: No there're 26..
Boy: Oh I forgot u r a q t.
HAHA AWESOME! But please dont try it on a RGS girl.
Boy: hey there're 21 letters in the alphabet right?
RGS Girl: Hmm is there a typo? There are 21 COSONANTS, and no 21 alphabets. (Goes on and talks about the english language)
Hah so please do not try this on girls that are too smart. :)
And these stuff are like so much better than Noris' jokes.
"Imagine if someone gets a solar powered torchlight. Then when there's a blackout he'll be wondering around with his torchlight for light so that his torchlight can work."
or
"This guy returned his set of jigsaw puzzle cos he thought it was broken"
GAH.
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